with your own penis?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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