Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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