Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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