OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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