I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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