my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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