But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
this is an emotional support booty call
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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