O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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