this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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