why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
