Don't make out with my wife yet
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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