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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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