Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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