How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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