we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I am spending my child support on dildos
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
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