If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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