quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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