You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
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