i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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