Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(773): View more from Illinois

I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.

(1-773): View more from Illinois

Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.

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(646): View more from New York

so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"

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(513): View more from Ohio

I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.

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(847): View more from Illinois

When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.

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