what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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