you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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