i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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