Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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