Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You made out with two different species that night
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
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