It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Randomize
