But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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