so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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