I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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