So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
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