you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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