i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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