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not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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