It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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