He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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