My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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