that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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