TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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