ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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