She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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