hell yes lets make some ravioli
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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