He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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