susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
God, you're like boner-b-gone
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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