I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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