I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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