Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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