wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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