i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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