The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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