This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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