Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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