Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Randomize
