Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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